What the heck is "MANSMELL"?
Unfortunately, it appears that Webster's Dictionary has no entry for MANSMELL. Instead, we shall have to reach out to other sources, such as Google. The results Google finds seem to imply that the word "MANSMELL" is related to male homosexual intercourse, and seems to be particularly relevant to the smell of men during such a time. However, this website has absolutely nothing to do with that.

So come on then, what is this site all about?
Oh you'd like to know, wouldn't you? Well that's alright, I'll tell you. This site is about a band, a band named "MANSMELL". "Ahhhh," I hear you cry, shortly followed by "Why on earth would you name yourself after that?!" Well, the honest truth is originally, the name was just thought up, no one in the band had ever heard of "MANSMELL" before, we just randomly came up with it after one night out on the boozer, when in the morning we awoke and found the room stunk. "Like a Turkish lorry driver's jockstrap." And so, the name was born. We don't intend on dropping it just because of the connection with homosexuality, frankly, we feel the more publicity the better.

So, what kind of music do you guys play?
Well, to tell the truth, MANSMELL is more than just a band. In fact it's not a band; it's a club for the talentless. What MANSMELL is really about is the love of life, laughter, and legs. Oh and beer. And cigarettes. And music, funnily enough. Anyways, yes, MANSMELL is a collection of people who want to have the most fun as possible on a stage with as little talent as possible. Mainly we focus on music (all sorts of music, usually with a little tongue-in-cheek approach), but as well as that we intend to work on comedy sketches, stand-up, all sorts of things. The result in the end should be a show to remember.

Sounds interesting. What do I have to do to join?
If you'd like to be a part of the MANSMELL cast then your best idea would probably be to listen to some of the music first (if we've released any by that point) or at least sign up for the forums and communicate with people in the MANSMELL community. If you seem hyper, energetic, possibly own an instrument or two (optional, funnily enough), and are prepared to travel to the South East of England (Lewes/Brighton area) if you don't already live there, someone's bound to notice you and welcome you on board. Simply express your interest and you're halfway there already.

You guys sound a bit like idiots to me.
Just wait 'til you see us live!