Sorry about this, but for the moment the contact form isn't quite ready. Really dreadfully sorry. Until this page is ready, why not just send an email over to dudestink@mansmell.co.uk? We'll certainly reply if we feel it warrants it. On the other hand, if you don't like emails, why not just sign up for the forums? If you don't like forums either, well then you're pretty much up one very disturbingly smelly creek without a paddle. For now. Sorry again.